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Title: That Was Awkward
Characters: Ryan, Ashley, Luke, others who remain unnamed.
Rating: PG maybe... for being a bad influence on youngen's!
Word count: 873 I wrote this fast!
Author's Note: This is another prompt from the same 15 minute fic community off insanejournal!

( That Was Awkward )

I wrote this while listening to Son of a Preacher Man over and over. I took the prompts from the 1sentence community but I'm not following their rules. So there.

I am not sure what to call this other than a mess... that sounds about right.


I do not own the song lyrics. Or the prompts. Everything else is from my sleep deprived mind. I decided not to edit it from when I wrote it to go along with the whole messy theme.


( A Mess )

Title: Bug Juice
Rating: Mature. Language really.
Summary: When someone is looking to take out some revenge on Lydia's ghost-friends, her world becomes more strange and unusual than it was before, and in a way Lydia isn't fond of. Movie-verse.

Other Parts
Prologue
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven


Author's Note: I always seem to stick in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind to listen to while I write and sometimes it feels like the soundtrack is what is inspiring me. Maybe it is. I've started a new story that isn't any fandom I've written for before. Why? I'm crazy, didn't you know that about me yet? Also, I don't want you to get spoiled and expect quick updates like this all the time. Although I am getting more excited about writing again, so there should not be a long wait like there was between Chapter Six and Seven. Enjoy.

( Chapter Eight )

Title: Bug Juice
Rating: Mature. Language really.
Summary: When someone is looking to take out some revenge on Lydia's ghost-friends, her world becomes more strange and unusual than it was before, and in a way Lydia isn't fond of. Movie-verse.

Other Parts
Prologue
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six



( Chapter Seven )

I haven't been able to keep you very updated lately but I'll try to sum up before I get distracted or forced to move camp. Tiffany and I found them. Not the cats, Arika and Courtney and Aiden.

Not hallucinating. I'm not crazy. Not positive that's a good thing. Althought I still feel sick.

The police aren't any help. Can't get a hold of my parents. Arika is obsessed with pocket knives and Courtney is armed with mace. We'll start our own damn brigade. Is that what brigade means? Who the fuck cares anymore?!

Aiden won't stop crying, they'll find us in here. We've moved "camp" so many times already.

I don't want to tell you where we're hiding. I have this horrible imagination that these are like the things in I Am Legend and probably were all once nerds before... before all this and they still know the way of computer land.

Thank God I hear my cats, they're outside I can see them through the window... not that there is a window here in this hiding place I am NOT in... but I see... oh shit they're going towards them. They won't pet you Pippin!

Oh fuck no. Bitches and Hoes don't mess with the kitties. I'm going kung fu on their ass with my pots and pans.

I've been safe but now it's time to go slap a bitch.

Bye.

No one at the doctor's, the windows are all boarded up. I'm getting a really bad feeling in my stomach.

I swear the eggs are making me see more shit. And it's so hot, I'm probably going to have a heat stroke from running around so much today. It's making me see things. I could have sworn a twig on the way home was this grotesque looking hand. It was just a twig though.

I'm getting really sick. The fire spread, they weren't able to keep it down and some people got burnt badly. I guess, I didn't see anyone but I could hear them screaming.

Tiffany and I were forced to leave her house and we drove back to my house. I just wanted to let people know we're okay, if anyone has heard of the fires here. I am so hot and I just want to sleep but Tiff won't let me. I think she's hallucinating too, because she's real scared. Can people have the same hallucinations? Or are well all going crazy? That's the only sane explanation.

Oh no, where's Oingo and Pippin? Fuck, my landlady can't know I have them!

My neighbors are kinky in the totally wrong way. That or those eggs I bought were bad.

Okay let me start over. I'm kind of all scattered brained.

I went upstairs to ask my neighbors very politely if they could keep it down. I guess I was pretty spoiled by all the silence. Other than the sirens I guess. Anyway, I had gotten a lot of sleeping done and Half Life 2 was working again so I was in my own little world and then they started shouting and making a lot of banging. I swear, just get a marriage counselor.

I knocked on their door but they hadn't closed it all the way so my knocking kind of made it open up by itself.

Then I saw this thing - I suppose that isn't a nice way to talk about my neighbor but he looked sicker than me. Maybe I'm going crazy but I swear there was blood pouring out of its mouth and it looked all brain dead. Maybe he got bad eggs today too.

Sick or not I was outta there and fast.

I ran all the way to Tiffany's. The cars are still lined up but they're all empty. She told me Arika hasn't been home all day.

I'm going to go find them. My parents have a gun, maybe I'll drive out there... my car is still at the apartments. No Tiffany said she'll drive me. It'll be alright. I'm just really over reacting. Those eggs I bought were bad. I just got some food poisoning is all.

At least Timmy knows how to use the gun.

I'm going to go to the doctors I think, eggs making me hallucinate and be schizo. Arika and Courtney probably just did they're own thing together, the jerks.

I always over react like this. Don't mind me.

I can't hardly breathe, there is so much smoke.

The sirens have been going off for hours I swear.

This must probably one of the biggest fires I've ever seen in this small town and I can't find out what started it. No one wants to tell me, they're all just honking at each other because they're in such a damn hurry to go where ever they need to go.

Anyone wanna play online scrabble?

And yet another update, you'll have to get used to it. I'm lonely.

I walked over to the store since it's a pretty nice day and I think the workers must have hit a sewage line. It really stinks, like smells. Bad. Then they had the cars backed up the most I've ever seen them. People were getting pissed and obnoxious. Meanwhile I was able to go buy milk and eggs and walk back home while they were still sitting there.

They better hope they can get that sidewalk and left turn lane done fast.

It wasn't even that busy in town today. I wonder if I missed something. National Holiday? My mom always jokes around how the world could be ending and I'd sleep right through it, she's probably right.

I guess I should apologize again for making lame posts but I'm getting really lonely and bored. It's not usually this quiet around here.

Alrighty.

I woke up to an empty apartment which is... odd.

Oh man, I bet Arika is super pissed that I never got a hold of her, maybe she's with Tiffany. I'll check there soon.

This sucks.

No note or anything, maybe Courtney took Aiden and they're getting milk. We're out and I would really like some cereal. Sorry for the lame updates, I am hella bored here.

Half Life isn't working and that really blows.

Courtney isn't feeling well so plans are canceled. Again.

Arika is going to be disappointed but she won't answer her phone so I can't let her down. Maybe she'll get on yahoo later. I don't know, I'm kind of half awake and rambling.

I can't believe I woke up early for this.

Whatever, I'm going to try and sleep some more. At least the neighbors are being quiet for once. Last week we had a Just Married couple drive by during my nap time with all their dumb buddies and they were all honking their horns.

I mean, come on. Yay for you, go have sex on your honeymoon I wanna sleep now.

Plus I really hate horns. And clapping. You know how I do.

It doesn't look like Bug Juice is going to get edited today. I'm not in that great of a mood now.

Going to go sleep and dream dreamy dreams. Of dreamy guys. With dreamy smiles. Oh man I am going to need an energy drink later.

Right, going to go sleep now while I can before the neighbors all get crazy and start howling. What? I live in a hick town. People howl.

I've been trying to sleep, my brain is exhausted from how much I wrote today on Bug Juice and edited and edited and edited. There's stuff I gotta do tomorrow, so I guess I'll go take a Tylenol PM.

The other day Courtney and I were driving through a trailer park, we're desperate to move but that place was just shitty. The street was filled with so many pot holes my back got sore - which my mom says is weird. Just another quirk to add to my list.

I'm listening to my husband sing Right Where It Belongs and I'm feeling like I could sleep more. He's very calming that Trent Reznor - when he isn't too busy being crazy sexy.

Damn, I was saying something else before getting distracted by NIN - right the trailers. Well, I don't know how many of you have ever played any of the Half-Life games, but after playing Half-Life 2 over and over I was extremely nervous driving by the beat up trailers with boards nailed across the doors and windows. I told Courtney I don't believe in using guns, but this place makes me wish I owned a shotgun and we couldn't live there.

She thinks I'm crazy which might be true - but I think I'm just bored and sleep deprived.

Oh well, you'll have that. I'm going to try to get some sleep. I got a big day ahead of me tomorrow and hopefully it will end with editing Bug Juice over and over and over... Great.

Title: Deliverance
Fandom: V for Vendetta
Rating: Hmm, PG-13 for now. Just a bad word here and there.
Summary: Takes place after the movie. A tale of healing and power and how anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Unless, of course, it goes right. Evey Hammond/Eric Finch
Disclaimer: I do not own the movie, the graphic novel, I don't own a thing!


Deliverance

Chapter 1: Delta

( Chapter 2: Duty )

I got a popcorn maker and a bowl made out of recycled chop sticks.

Fucking right. :D

Also, Courtney and I are sort of in the process of moving. It is hard finding places in a hick town that will allow two female roommates. Still, we gotta get lucky at some point. In a non lesbian way.

I wonder what they think about Aiden then? Why not just assume I'm the sister or something?

Anyway, I should go write. I had written a lot for Bug Juice a couple days ago and then I opened it up today to work on it and when I realized it had not saved I could have cried. A LOT.

Well, I'll talk to you later.

I went to Chicago again this past weekend. Saw Wicked but I was in the second to the last row so I saw a green blurry thing lol but no it was great anyway. Then the next day I saw The Blue Man Group... and there are no words.

Except that I am going to marry a Blue Man. It was all just amazing, and there are still no words.

ALSO

I totally ship Chell/Barney Calhoun. I mean, come on Barney has to get something. Gordon has Alyx... which is odd for me but good for you Gordon. Anyway, Barney has to do his part for the human race too. Come on Barney, get your act together, you got a kick ass lady to impress.

I was driving around and there is a road here called Calhoun. I don't really notice street names, I kind of just notice that I turn on the street with the freaky house or the stinky farm or the ice cream place... so I was amazed. I want to live there, just to be a geek.

I was in class and in all honesty not doing class work. Instead, I was working on chapter six of Bug Juice, which is maybe a quarter of the way done - not counting editing a million times... D:

Right, well I was writing away on a boring part about Jack (ha spoiler) when I thought It sure would be nice if I would spend this much time on something completely mine.

With that I turned the page and got ready for action.

Here's what I came up with.

The Story in Two Minutes 3/25 08

"What's the worst thing that could happen?"

Those words This question would haunt her for
the rest of her life. As would the answer -

"You could write a crappy beginning to
a story hoping the rest just comes to you
and then be horribly disappointed."

Click.
Bam.
Splatter.

The End

Doodles.... Doodles... more Doodles...

The Sequel Prequel

"I'm bored."
"Me too."
"I know, you're me."
"Nah sugar. I aint you. I'm the
you yous wish you was."
....
"No, No I don't think so."
"Well I tried."
"Me too."
....
"I'm bored again."

The End

Then another drawing with the words "Look at me! I have an eyepatch! Rawr! .... I mean Argh!" next to it.

Oh yeah, thems me creative juices a-flowin'!

...and whatnot

Title: Deliverance
Fandom: V for Vendetta
Rating: Hmm, PG-13 for now. Just a bad word here and there.
Summary: Takes place after the movie. A tale of healing and power and how anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Unless, of course, it goes right. Evey Hammond/Eric Finch
Disclaimer: I do not own the movie, the graphic novel, I don't own a thing!

A/N: I'm glad I finally am working on this and not letting Bug Juice bully me into being faithful only to that story. I cut this chapter short, as I didn't want a horribly long first chapter. Sorry for the lousy summary, I don't enjoy giving away too much of the story. Anyhow, enjoy.


Deliverance

( Chapter One: Delta )